2012 NHL Lockout [sigh] : Greedy owners (I am looking at you, Ted) lock out all their millionaire players and all us hapless duped chump-like fans.
Aha! Now is the time to explore entertainment alternatives, such as the NSO and ballet. Right? Right! By golly, RIGHT! (Wait. Are you allowed to heckle ballet dancers when they mess up a step? No?! Hmmm. . .)
<----- Graphic here is courtesy of Mother Jones News, and an article about when women used Lysol as a douche. Yeah, okay some stupid Lockout hurts much MUCH less than that. [shudder]