And the channel line-up in a state whose denizens take inspiration from their sports. This is a state, remember, where: "On August 11, 1999, by a 6–4 vote the Kansas State Board of Education changed their science education standards to remove any mention of "biological macroevolution, the age of the Earth, or the origin and early development of the Universe" . . ."
Yes, since repealed, but still.